Who Is Greatest?

Brain: I'm fed up with having to deal with nitwits like Gallbladder, who do nothing but spew bile. And then there's Rectum, whose activities we won't even mention. I mean, really, gentlemen, any self-respecting organ would eschew associating with these types.

Pituitary: Oh, so I guess because I'm so puny, you'd exclude me, too, eh? It's the PITS!

Little Toe: Hey, Pitty, don't feel bad: everybody thinks I'm totally expendable. I don't count at all. Big Toe and gang think THEY're the only ones who carry any weight around here.

Stomach (grumbling): Brain, your arrogance is enough to cause me a bout of reverse peristalsis. I mean, you probably disdain me because I'm too "sour," right?

Brain: Nonsense, Stomach: you're one of the key players in this organisation. You provide me with fuel. Without you, I'd expire.

Lungs: Hmmnn, Brain, I do fervently hope you don't just view me as a lot of hot air. After all, you also need oxygen, which is my specialty.

Brain: Lungs, don't hyperventilate. You're definitely part of the The Coterie.

Guts: Well, Brains, I can just SMELL your contempt for me, since you already dissed my business partner Rectum.

Tongue: Not a chance, Guts: you're the most important player on this team, because without you, we'd all get ill and croak.

Brain: Oh, bite yourself, Tongue!

Nose: Of course, bigwigs like Brain have nothing but contempt for lowlife like me, but don't forget, hotshot: I'm the primary reconnaissance system for all you guys. I'm Guts' and Liver's business partner.

Lymph Nodes: Right, Nose, and so are we. We're small, but we're legion!

Skull: Brain, you crack me up: you think you're such hot stuff, but hey, without me, buster, you'd be mincemeat.

Biceps: Yo, Brain, dude, you ain't learned the 2 most important rules in this here outfit: "Knowledge puffs up" and "We then that are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak."

Eardrum: You go, Biceps! And how about "endeavoring to keep the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace"?

Heart: "Finally, all of you, have unity of spirit, sympathy, love of the brethren, a tender heart and a humble mind."